Bob's Task List - In Charge of Chaos

Today's Tasks:

Wake up, get dressed, and pretend to be an adult (Details)
Conquer the mountain of paperwork (Tackle the beast)
Perfect the art of procrastination (A true masterpiece)
Call the electric company to complain about the bill (Why is it always so much?)

Remember, every day is a new chance to fail spectacularly.

Or, you know, just wing it.