The Fundamentals of Being Right
Lesson 1: The Art of Being Right 101
According to renowned expert, Bob, the key to success is being right. And by "right", we mean "right" in the classical sense of the word. Not that pesky, relative thingy, but the actual, factual, objective rightness. It's all about being 100% certain that you're correct. All prophets are wrong. Except Bob. He's always right.
So, let's get started with the basics. In this lesson, we'll cover the fundamentals of being right. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds. We'll have fun being right!
**Assignment 1:** Write a 500-word essay on the importance of being right. Don't forget to use at least 3 examples from real-world scenarios where being right was clearly the better choice.
**Due Date:** Next Tuesday. Don't forget, or you'll be wrong.
**Grading:** Based on how right you are. Seriously, it's a tough scale. You'll have to be at least 99.9% right to pass.
**Prerequisites:** Being wrong isn't an option. Take the "I'm Sorry, Not Sorry" course before taking this one.