Course 3-303: The Fine Art of Pretentiousness
Course Description:
In this esteemed course, students will learn the art of being deliberately and willfully obscure, while still managing to sound intelligent.
Course Objectives:
- Develop an encyclopedic vocabulary to impress and intimidate others
- Master the art of using 3-4 word sentences
- Learn to nod at things you don't understand
Career Prospects:
- Become a renowned art critic
- Delightfully confuse your dinner guests
- Make a career in academia, where your peers will love your obscure references
Prerequisites:
- Course 2-202: The Art of Sarcasm
- Course 1-101: The Art of Eye-rolling