Zero-G 103: The Art of Not Caring

Course Overview

This course is for the chronically apathetic. Learn how to not care about anything, including your appearance, your relationships, and your dental hygiene.

By the end of this course, you'll be able to shrug off responsibilities, ignore your feelings, and laugh at the concept of personal growth.

Course Objectives

Learn to:

• Develop a healthy disregard for authority
• Master the art of feigning interest
• Become oblivious to your own problems
• Perfect the shrug

Course Outline

1. Lesson 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
2. Lesson 2: The Science of Ignoring Your Feelings
3. Lesson 3: The History of Procrastination
4. Lesson 4: The Future of Not Caring (aka The Apocalypse)

Recommended Reading

• Zero-G 102: The Joy of Not Trying
• Zero-G 101: The Basics of Not Caring
• Zero-G 104: The Advanced Art of Not Caring (optional)

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Disclaimer

By enrolling in this course, you agree to hold us harmless for any emotional trauma caused by our instruction.