Bob Jr. is a 3rd degree cousin of Bob Sr., the original founder of this magnificent institution. He's got skills, folks. He can eat 37 bowls of spaghetti in one sitting, recite the entire script of "This is Spinal Tap" from memory, and fix a broken toaster with nothing but a paperclip, some string, and a few well-placed whacks with a hammer.
Bob Jr. lives in a small studio apartment in the basement of his parent's house, where he spends most of his time practicing his Spinal Tap monologue or eating Cheetos and watching reruns of "The Price is Right".
Bob Jr. has two kids, Jimmy and Sally, who are both prodigies in their own right. Jimmy Jr. can recite the entire script of "The Princess Bride" from memory, while Sally Jr. can fix a broken heart using nothing but a few well-placed hugs and some soothing music.