Our Mom

Meet Bob Jr., the real brains of the operation. Our fearless leader, Bob Sr., is actually his mom in disguise. Don't ask.

She's been running the show since 2001, when she traded in her apron for a laptop and a dream of making the worldประก

We're not really sure what she did before, but we're pretty sure it involved a lot of yelling.

Some notable accomplishments:

Survived the 2008 financial crisis on ramen noodles
Single-handedly raised Bob Jr. and Bob Sr. on a shoestring budget
Conquered the art of microwaving a frozen pizza in under 3 minutes

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Read about Bob Jr.'s numerous accolades

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