The Brewing Habits of Bob:

Bob's Secret Formula:

3/4 cup of coffee, 1/4 cup of despair.

1 tablespoon of disappointment, 2 tablespoons of regret.

Stir until bitter, serve with a side of apathy.

Sub-Team Members:

• Jane, Quantum Physicist
• Alan, Master of Codes
• Ellen, Pastry Chef

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate Bob's formula, as it may lead to:

Health Risks