Bob Smith

Bob is a middle-aged man with a penchant for bad decisions.

He spends his days working as a "Professional Line-Stander" at The Line-Stander's Union.

Bob's claim to fame is standing in line at the local DMV for hours on end, just to be the first one in line.

He lives in a small apartment above the local coffee shop with his wife, Sue, and their two kids.

When he's not standing in line, Bob enjoys extreme ironing and collecting antique door knobs.