Bob's Tweets
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"Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Again.
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Just spent 5 hours playing video games. My thumb is getting tired.
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I've been practicing my 'I'm a professional' smile in the mirror for 2 hours. Got a 9 out of 10.
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Currently trying to decide between a 3-day gaming binge or a 3-day Netflix binge. Help me.
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Just ate a whole bag of Cheetos. Don't @ me.