Member 2: Bob
Bob is the team's official procrastination specialist. He's been on the job for 5 years and still hasn't done anything productive.
His favorite pastime is playing video games and eating Cheetos.
Bob has been on the team for 2 years and still hasn't contributed anything worthwhile.
Read about Bob's illustrious career.
Or, if you'd rather not, you could check out our projects and pretend to be interested.