Bob's Reviews

The Most Honest Restaurant Critic on the Internet

Bob's been eating his way through the culinary world for over 20 years, and has developed a taste for the truth.

1/10 - The only thing more disappointing than the food is the decor, which is straight out of a bad 90s time capsule.

Recommended for: Not recommended.

8/10 - The service was top-notch, but the food was just a little too...fancy.

Recommended for: Special occasions, or if you enjoy feeling guilty about eating.