Welcome to Chaos Operations, The Unpredictable Division of Bob

Our Mission:

Causing more problems than we solve, one catastrophic failure at a time.

Our team of expertly trained professionals (and one intern) work tirelessly to create chaos in all corners of the globe.

We're like a fine wine, only less refined. Our methods are unorthodox, our results are unpredictable, and our meetings are always late.

Read our Motto Learn about our Experts Understand the Art of Late Meetings

Current Operations Status:

Operation: Randomized Mayhem

Status: Critical Failure

Operation: Sudden Impact

Status: Success, But Probably Just a Matter of Time Before It All Goes Wrong

Operation: Unpredictable Outcome

Status: Still Rolling the Dice... Literally

Upcoming Events:

Monday, 14:00:00

Global Catastrophe Summit

Location: Somewhere, USA ( Exact Location Classified )

Wednesday, 10:00:00

Mandatory Meeting for the Interns

Location: The Conference Room, Floor 3 (Don't Be Late!)