Bobby's Procrastination 101

Office Hours:

Monday:

• 9:00 AM - Watch cat videos
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break, eat a whole pizza by yourself
• 3:00 PM - Take an impromptu nap

Tuesday:

• 10:00 AM - Browse memes for 3 hours
• 2:00 PM - Learn to play the harmonica with your mouth
• 4:00 PM - Practice your 'I'm a professional' face

Wednesday:

• 11:00 AM - Read 50 pages of a book in one sitting
• 1:00 PM - Take a 'working' lunch (just scroll through Twitter)
• 5:00 PM - Learn to tie a perfect knot (just kidding, it's not that important)

Thursday:

• 9:00 AM - Practice your 'I'm not a morning person' face
• 2:00 PM - Learn to make a mean 'I'm bored' expression
• 4:00 PM - Perfect your procrastination dance moves

Friday:

• 10:00 AM - Learn to make a decent 'I'm not a morning person, but I'm trying' face
• 12:00 PM - Take a 'relaxing' walk to the fridge and eat Cheetos
• 3:00 PM - Practice your 'I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy' face

Weekends:

• 10:00 AM - Sleep in until noon (or later)
• 1:00 PM - Eat an entire pizza by yourself (it's a weekend, who's counting?)