Bob & the Crisis Management Team

We are a team of highly trained professionals, led by Bob, who has a crisis management plan for every occasion.

We have a proven track record of resolving the most absurd and ridiculous crises, including but not limited to:

• The 2023 Sudden Onset Disco Era
• The Great Cheese Fiasco of 2019
• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Crisis Management Team Members

Our team consists of:

• John: The Voice of Reason (aka John the Voice of Reason)
• Mike: The Glue (aka Mike, because he's actually glue)
• Ellen: The Expert in Everything (because she knows it all)

Stay calm, and let us handle it.