About Bob, the Database Kingpin

Bob: the man, the myth, the database. He's the one who keeps this webserver ticking. His databases are the lifeblood of this operation.

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Database 1: The Original

This is the first of Bob's many databases, where it all began. It's where he stored his first 100,000 cat pictures.

See the evolution of Bob's database design

Database 1 is still running on a 10-year-old Dell server, because why change what ain't broke, right?