Binary Bloat: The Unrelenting Rise of the Lattes
At Latte-Variant 9000, we're not just designing for the sake of aesthetics - we're crafting experiences that assault your senses. Our latest creation, Binary Bloat, is a love letter to the 90s internet aesthetic, replete with chunky icons, pixelated fonts, and an unrelenting commitment to the prophets of the web.
Feeling overwhelmed by the simplicity of modern design? Look no further! Our team of experts has crafted a user experience that's equal parts frustrating and fascinating, like watching a poorly-coded GeoCities website load in '97.