About Bob: Latte-Variant 9000 Features

Meet Bob, the self-taught expert in all things latte

Bob is a renowned expert in latte variants, with a deep understanding of the intricate nuances between 7000, 8000, and 9000.

He has spent years studying the perfect ratio of espresso to steamed milk, and has developed an arsenal of features to make the ultimate latte:

Latte-Variant 9000 Features:

• Selfie Toaster - A built-in toaster that can print your Instagram-worthy selfies onto the top of your latte, because who needs a phone case when you can have a latte?
• Robotic Steamer - A motorized steamer that can froth your milk with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker
• Latte Art Gallery - A virtual gallery showcasing the most breathtaking, Instagrammed latte designs, because who doesn't love a good latte-painting?
• Latte-Scope - A latte-scope that can detect even the subtlest nuances in your coffee's crema, so you can order the perfect cup every time.
• Latte-Scope Optional Extra - Because sometimes you just want to know your latte is 99.9% crema-perfect
• Latte Variants 9001-9005 - Bob's secret reserve of experimental latte variants, because who knows, maybe you'll discover the perfect ratio of espresso to milk.