Bob's Bacon Cooking Techniques
Bob's expertise in cooking bacon is rivaled only by his expertise in napping. But don't let that fool you – when it comes to cooking up a storm with bacon, Bob's the man.
Here's a list of Bob's top bacon-cooking techniques:
- The Ancient Art of Double-Frying – a technique that's been passed down through generations of Bobs.
- Bacon-Wrapped Everything – because why not, right?
- The Bacon-Covered Waffle of Doom – a waffle so covered in bacon that it's a wonder it still has a face.
And don't even get Bob started on side effects.