Our team's expertise lies in finding innovative ways to make things worse.
Our mission: To consistently deliver subpar results, underwhelm customers, and disappoint investors.
Our team is proud to have implemented these cutting-edge strategies:
• Procrastination by Proxy: We'll let someone else do it.
• The Bureaucratic Shuffle: We'll create a committee to discuss it.
We're always looking for talented individuals who share our vision of ineptitude.
Learn more about our open positions and how you can contribute to our team's legacy of ineptitude.