Bob's Team Manifesto Archive - Manifesto 3: The Great Sock Puppet Rebellion of 2018

This is Bob's Team's third and most infamous Manifesto. In it, we outline the grievances we hold against the Sock Puppet Overlords, the nefarious forces that have been controlling our sock choices for far too long.

• Article 1: "The Sock Puppet Conspiracy"
• Article 2: "Sock Puppet Sock Puppetry"
• Article 3: "The Great Sock Heist of 2017"

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Article 1: "The Sock Puppet Conspiracy"

The Sock Puppet Overlords have been controlling our sock choices for far too long. It's time we take back our footwear and our lives.

Next Article: Sock Puppet Sock Puppetry

Article 2: "Sock Puppet Sock Puppetry"

How do we know the Sock Puppet Overlords are real? Because we've seen them, that's why. They're always lurking in the shadows, manipulating our sock choices and controlling our lives.

Next Article: The Great Sock Heist of 2017

Article 3: "The Great Sock Heist of 2017"

It was a dark time in our history. The Sock Puppet Overlords stole our socks, our dignity, and our freedom. But we will never forget, and we will never forgive.

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