Dear Bob, Get a job, Bob. I don't care how much cheese you eat. You'll still get a stomachache from eating all that processed American cheese.
Love, Mom
Dear Bob, Stop eating cereal, Bob. I mean it. Just stop. You're going to clog your arteries with all those sugar-coated Froot Loops.
Love, Mom
Dear Bob, Try a nice, fresh Pesto Sandwich. You can't go wrong! Unless you're allergic, but let's not focus on that.
Best, Mom