Manifesto of Bob, Overlord of the Realm

In the grand tradition of visionary despots, I, Bob, Overlord of the Realm, hereby proclaim my manifesto.

As ruler of this land of wonder, I shall decree the following:

• Free Wi-Fi for all, and a 1GB data cap.
• Tacos on Fridays, but only for those who have achieved true greatness.
• No meetings before 10am, or after 3pm.
• Unlimited supply of free donuts for all employees, but not on Tuesdays.

By my decree, these edicts shall be enforced with an iron fist, but a benevolent heart.

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