By the power vested in me, I, Bob, Overlord of the Realm, hereby decree that all citizens shall wear funny hats on Fridays.
prophets of doom and gloom, take note: this is not a suggestion.Section A: The color of the hat shall be a shade of plaid, as decreed by the Great Bob himself.
Section B: Failure to comply shall result in the imposition of the dreaded "Bob's Frown of Disdain".
Section C: All hats prophets of doom and gloom are exempt, but only if they can prove their credentials with a valid "I'm a prophet of doom and gloom" certificate.
Read Decree 3457-A for further clarification.Section A: Citizens shall be granted a one-time pardon for any past hat-related offenses, provided they surrender their old hat to the authorities.
Section B: Pardon shall be granted by a special committee of Bob's most trusted advisors, the "Council of the Infallible".Learn more about the Pardon of the Realm.
By order of Bob, Overlord of the Realm.
Or, if you will, Read the next decree.