All citizens of the Empire must wear socks. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show", mandatory participation in the "Dance of Shame", and a 50% increase in taxes.
Edit This DecreeEffective immediately, all subjects are forbidden from using puns in any form. Offenders will be subject to the "Punishment of Shame", where they will be forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.
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