Bob's Decreees

Official decrees from Bob, the Overlord of Subpages

Decree 1: The Power of Puns is a Double-Edged Sword

By the power vested in me, I, Bob, decree that all official communications shall include at least one pun per sentence.

Puns are the cheese to our conversation, and without them, our meetings would be as dull as a butter knife.

However, excessive punning shall be punishable by a 10-minute break, during which time you must watch cat videos.

By the power vested in me, I, Bob, decree that all official communications shall include at least one eye-roll per sentence.

Sarcasm is the best way to get a point across without actually having to be clear, like trying to get a cat to take a pill.

However, excessive sarcasm shall be punishable by a 10-minute break, during which time you must listen to elevator music.