By the power vested in me, Bob, Lord of the Decrees, I hereby decree that:
Subordinate Decrees shall be implemented forthwith.
Subordinate Decrees shall be implemented with reckless abandon.
Subordinate Decrees shall not be implemented on Tuesdays.
Subordinate Decrees shall be implemented in the style of a flamboyant parade.
Any attempts to defy these decrees shall be met with the full force of my displeasure.
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