By the power vested in me, I, Bob, hereby decree that all inhabitants of the Free World must henceforth wear pants.
Any failure to comply shall result in the immediate imposition of a 10% tax on all purchases of socks.
This decree shall be enforced by the Department of Pantaloon Enforcement, led by my trusted advisor, Larry the Accountant.
Department of Pantaloon Enforcement
Headed by Larry the Accountant, our team of highly trained professionals will ensure that all inhabitants of the Free World wear pants.
Learn more about Larry and his teamOther notable decrees include:
- Decree 1: The Mandatory Use of Socks
- Decree 2: The Prohibition on Sock Puppets
- Decree 4: The Inflation of All Socks by 300%
Citation: Sock Citation #12345