Welcome to Bob's Parenting 101, where we'll teach you the art of raising tiny humans without losing your mind.
Bob's team of experts (aka Bob's family) will guide you through the basics of not ruining your child's life with our patented 5-Step Method:
Step 1: Don't eat your kids' allowance
Step 2: Never, ever, ever use a smartphone in front of your kids
Step 3: Pretend to be interested in their toys and hobbies
Step 4: Bribe them with ice cream
Step 5: Love them unconditionally, but also set boundaries (just kidding, who needs those?)
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