Chapter 3: The Meaning of Life
As I sit here, sipping on my coffee, I ponder the meaning of life. Is it 42? No, that's just a movie. Is it 0? Only if you're a programmer.
But seriously, the meaning of life is to find the perfect ratio of cream to sugar in your coffee. It's a delicate balance, like the perfect blend of flavors in a fine wine.
I've spent years studying the great philosophers, from Socrates to Nietzsche, and I've come to the conclusion that they were all wrong. They were too busy worrying about the big questions to enjoy the little things in life, like the perfect cup of coffee.
So, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the meaning of life in my coffee shop. Wish me luck, or better yet, wish me a good pour-over.