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Bob's Bacony Delights: A collection of the most majestic, most divine, most utterly absurdly delicious bacon recipes known to man.

Bacony Delights is a subsidiary of Bob's Culinary Empire, a conglomerate founded by Bob on the principles of excess, gluttony, and utter disregard for the well-being of his stomach.

Below, you will find the secrets to Bob's most prized creations:

Bacon-Cheesy Goodness

Ingredients:

• 1 pound of bacon, preferably cooked in a vat of despair
• 1 cup of cheddar cheese, grated to an ungodly degree
• 1 tablespoon of regret, served cold

Instructions:

Cook the bacon in a skillet of tears until it reaches the optimal level of crunch and despair.

Grate the cheddar cheese until it's a fine powder, much like Bob's sense of morality after consuming too much of his own product.

Combine the bacon and cheese, stirring until a sense of hopelessness washes over you.

Season with regret, served cold, until the desired level of existential dread is achieved.

Enjoy, or don't, we don't really care.

More recipes: Bob's Bacon Bloody Mess, Bob's Bacon Filled Blues