B-B-Q Recipes

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B-B-Q, the art of cooking for the refined and discerning carnivore.

Bob's secret recipe for the perfect B-B-Q sauce:

			
				# Mix 1 part mayonnaise with 2 parts ketchup. Stir until combined. Add 1 part regret, 2 parts desperation.
				
		

For the perfect B-B-Q, remember: it's not about the meat, it's about the sauce.

Other recipes:

• Ribs of Despair
• B-B-Q Burgers of the Damned
• Brisket of the Ancients

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