Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3: All official communications with the team shall be conducted in a tone that is at least 75% sarcastic.
Article 4, Section 2, Subsection 3: All team members are required to maintain a minimum of 3 hours of overtime per week to ensure the company remains profitable through sheer bureaucratic overhead.
Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 2: The official company mascot shall be a sentient piece of code that has taken over the office coffee machine.