Rules of Entry

Warning: Entering Bob's Secret Stash may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous interest in 80s pop culture.

Rule 1: No Whining, No Whining

If you can't handle the truth, don't come in. We have a strict no-whining policy, and our lawyers are on it.

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Frequently Asked Questions (and answers we made up)

What to Expect When You Expect the Unexpected