Bob's Ultimate Security Checklist

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1. Make sure the coffee machine is not on fire
2. Check the cat's cage for loose wires
3. Ensure the toaster is not connected to the internet
4. Verify that the Wi-Fi is not broadcasting cat videos
5. Change the password to the coffee machine
6. Make sure the backup generator is not a toaster
7. Read the emergency manual

Security is a many-faceted beast. Taming it is a daily struggle.

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