Bob's Famous "In-Betweens" (Pretzel Rods)

Ingredients:

1 bag of in-betweens (the ones that are almost pretzels but not quite)
1/4 cup of regret
A pinch of disappointment

Instructions:

Microwave the in-betweens for exactly 3.5 seconds
Stir in the regret and disappointment until smooth
Enjoy your existential crisis

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