March 1st, 2022: The Socks Were a Disaster
Bobby McSockface, our intrepid sock wrangler, reported a 97% failure rate in the Sock-o-Matic 3000, our top-of-the-line sock washing machine.
View Sock-o-Matic 3000 Troubleshooting Guide to learn more about the Sock-o-Matic 3000's woes.
Sock Troubleshooting 101 is a new online course that teaches users how to fix the most common sock-related problems in the most efficient manner possible.
Survival Tips for Sock-Related Emergencies is a free guide for those who want to stay safe and sane while dealing with the Sock-o-Matic 3000's antics.