Bob Sr.'s Projects

Current Works in Progress:

• Quantum Tower - Bob Sr.'s magnum opus: a tower that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
• Robot Arms Racoon - A robot that's also a raccoon, because who needs a functioning arm anyway?
• Automatic Pancake Flipping Machine - Because flipping pancakes by hand is so last season.

Classic Works:

• Bob Sr. Golf Club - A golf club that's so bad, it's good.
• Over-Engineered Toilet Brush - Because who needs efficiency when you can have complexity?

Upcoming Projects:

• Bob Sr. Inflatable Toilet Scooter - Because who needs wheels when you can just blow up a toilet?

Warning: The following projects are highly experimental and may cause spontaneous combustion or existential dread.

• Quantum Spiral - A spiral that's so meta, it'll make your head spin.
• Anti-Gravity Toilet Paper Holder - Because who needs gravity when you can just defy it?