Bob's Projects

3. Invented A Toilet That Also Gives Massages

A revolutionary new toilet that not only does its job, but also gives you a relaxing break. Because, why not?

1. Solved World Hunger | 2. Converted Coffee to a Spray Tan | 3. Invented A Toilet That Also Gives Massages 4. Created An Automaton That Also Cooks Your Dinner

Specifications:

Massaging frequency: 1-10 minutes, user-selectable
Toilet bowl material: High-quality, non-stick stainless steel
Water pressure: 3-5 bars, customizable
Massage intensity: Gentle, firm, or "I'm-a-dying" - user-selectable