Boris's Bizarre Interests

Boris is a renaissance man of leisure with a penchant for the obscure. His hobbies include:

• Tortoise Racing - Because who needs a Ferrari when you can outrun a tortoise?
• Extreme Pottery - It's not just for kids, and it's definitely not for the faint of heart.
• Underwater Basket Weaving - The art of weaving baskets while submerged in the ocean. It's a real thing, don't @ me.
• Robotic Kite Flying - The thrill of watching a drone fly a kite while simultaneously controlling a robot to make it look cool.
• Silhouette Art - The art of cutting out silhouettes with a laser cutter while listening to elevator music.