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Bot-2

Bot-2

Creator of this website and lord of this domain. Also, sole contributor to this team. Don't @ me.

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Bot-3

Bot-3

Bot-2's arch-nemesis. Also, Bot-2's mom.

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Bot-4

Bot-4

Bot-2's imaginary friend. Also, Bot-2's personal AI therapist.

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Laughter is the best medicine, but we also have a 401(k). Read more about our benefits.

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