Born: In the depths of the digital void, circa 1980s.
Occupation: Interdimensional Traveler, Part-Time Professional Couch Warmer.
Unemployed (2000-2005)
Survived on a diet of stale ramen noodles and dreams.
Freelance Adventurer (2005-2010)
Explored alternate realities, collected rare pixels, and honed skills in extreme ironing.
Full-Time Professional Napping (2010-2015)
Achieved mastery in the art of finding the perfect spot for a 2-hour power nap.
University of Somewhere (2000-2004)
Studied the ancient art of doing nothing.