Brian's Blazing Bio

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Brian is our fearless leader, a man of mystery, a lord of leisure. He spends most of his days playing video games, eating pizza, and contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

Brian's qualifications include:

• Certified Expert in Procrastination
• Master of the Dark Arts of Napping
• Highly skilled in the art of doing absolutely nothing

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