Brian's Beer Snobs Rant

Because, let's face it, some beers are just better than others.

• Steve's Philosophy on Beer
• The Official Beer Snobs Rules

Today's Rant

Ugh, I just had to drink a Budweiser. I mean, seriously, who does that to themselves? It's like drinking paint thinner with a hint of despair.

I swear, the only thing worse is when people ask me if I like the 'new' IPA that just came out. Newsflash, it's the same crap they've been peddling for years. Different label, same bland, mass-produced taste.

I need a beer that tastes like it was brewed by monks, not accountants. Something with some character, some soul. You know, like that one fancy-schmancy beer from Belgium or something.

Oh, and another thing, have you ever noticed that the beer snobs in this town are all about the same three breweries? Like, come on, people, can't you try something different for once?

• The Official Beer Snobs Rules, Section 3: Thou shalt not drink mass-produced beer
• John's Beer and Soul

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