The Unsinkable Brian is a master of the absurd, a virtuoso of the bizarre, and a sultan of the surreal. He is a man of many talents and few talents, a juggernaut of juggling and a ninja of navigation.

His exploits have been chronicled in the annals of time, his feats of daring-do have been documented in the dusty tomes of history. He has walked on water, talked to fish, and tamed the wilds of the Wild West.

But beware, for The Unsinkable Brian is a force to be reckoned with. His wit is as sharp as a tack, his sarcasm is as dry as the Sahara desert, and his sense of humor is as dark as the depths of the ocean.