Mike's Mysterious Pizza Symptoms

Mike's been eating pizza for weeks, and now he's experiencing some weird side effects.

Here are his symptoms:

• Excessive happiness
• Spontaneous singing of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
• Mysterious rash on his left shoulder
• Uncontrollable urge to watch Italian soap operas

We're not sure if it's the pepperoni or the cheese, but we're investigating.

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