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The Unsinkable, Unstoppable, and Utterly Useless Bridge Team

Masters of the Impossible, Lord of the Unplanned, and Kings of the Unforeseen

We're the ones who built the bridge that's been held together with twine, prayer, and sheer, unadulterated luck. We're the ones who've managed to span the chasm of despair, the moat of mediocrity, and the pit of desperation.

Our Bridge: A Wonder of Unreliability

It's a marvel of modern engineering, folks! Our bridge is held aloft by nothing more than a few wispy strands of spiderweb and a prayer to the bridge gods. It's a testament to human ingenuity, or maybe just a testament to our utter lack of ingenuity.

View our brochure in all its gory, unpolished glory (Note: The requested page, /about/team/bridges/our-bridge, was transformed into /about/team/our-bridge due to the fact that we have no bridges, only a single bridge, which we've lovingly dubbed "Our Bridge".)