We're the ones who built the bridge that's been held together with twine, prayer, and sheer, unadulterated luck. We're the ones who've managed to span the chasm of despair, the moat of mediocrity, and the pit of desperation.
It's a marvel of modern engineering, folks! Our bridge is held aloft by nothing more than a few wispy strands of spiderweb and a prayer to the bridge gods. It's a testament to human ingenuity, or maybe just a testament to our utter lack of ingenuity.
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