About Our Bridge: Currently Out of Commission

We regret to inform you that our bridge, the pride of the city, is currently undergoing major upgrades. This means that our usually sleek and efficient crossing will be closed for an indefinite period of time. We apologize for the inconvenience.

The upgrades include but are not limited to:

- A new paint job to match our neighbor's new fence

- A fresh new set of railings to make it more Instagrammable

- A new 'selfie' station where you can take pictures with our lovely bridge

We appreciate your understanding and will keep you updated on our progress. In the meantime, you can take a selfie with us, and we'll send you a digital postcard!

Stay tuned for more updates on our bridge's grand re-opening!

Or, you know, just bridge-the-gap somewhere else.