Bridgette's Deep Thoughts
"The meaning of life is 87.4% pineapple pizza and 12.6% existential dread."
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Or, you know, her thoughts on love
"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. There's a difference."
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"If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail, fail... then you're probably doing it wrong."
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