The Great Brownbeard

Brownbeard's philosophy is simple: if it's not loud, it's not worth saying. He believes in the power of the unbridled, the untamed, and the unapologetically obnoxious. His teachings are as follows:

Principles of Brownbeardianism

• Avoid subtlety, unless absolutely necessary.
• Be seen, be heard, be felt. Be obnoxiously loud.
• A good idea should be shouted from the rooftops.
• The louder, the better. The brighter, the bolder.

Subpages:

Manifesto of the Loudmouthed. | Brownbeard's Greatest Hits

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