MISSION 3: THE SOCK ORACLE
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT
Mission Objective: Infiltrate the Sock Drawer of an Uncooperative Entity and Retrieve a Sock from the Realm of the Ancients
Mission Briefing:
- Infiltrate Sock Drawer via hidden panel in the laundry room
- Use advanced sock-sniffing techniques to locate the desired sock
- Execute exfil via hidden vent in the floor
Mission Status: IN PROGRESS
Mission Log:
- 23:47 - Infiltration team successfully breached Sock Drawer perimeter
- 00:15 - Sock-sniffing team identified target sock
- 01:02 - Exfil team executed with 100% success rate